Hello, I'm Oeil.

An obsessive writer, book devourer, serious eater, violent sneezer. Occasionally a Klingon.

I write to sell. I play with small, simple words. Some days I doodle. Others I can be found quarrelling with the floor. I also babble in Thai, French, Norwegian and broken Geordie. When I’m feeling adventurous, I rap in Panjabi and court in Russian and Hindi.

Currently in a long-term relationship with e>erything d.fferent, selling stuff like cars and carpets, cities and universities.
Check out some of my work:
Sri Lanka Tourism campaign
University of Sunderland

Want to chat? I only bite when provoked. (Smiley face.)